you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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