Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
