Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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