so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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