If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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