i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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