Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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