I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
