He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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