margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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