We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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