Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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