Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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