i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
