you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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