Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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