You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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