Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I came so hard my ears popped.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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