He kissed a someone with a penis
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Houston, we have a blender
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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