I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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