She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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