guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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