pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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