But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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