This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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