You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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