i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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