If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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