i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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