I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
sex in a hospital.. check
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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