Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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