i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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