There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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