Nicole vs. Life
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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