I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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