You're completely useless in the revolution.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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