even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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