hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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