Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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