# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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