Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
