You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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