Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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