i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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