only if we run a train.
done.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
