Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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