Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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