SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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