i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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