S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.