420 ftw
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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