Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.