hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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