ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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