is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
