just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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