Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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