I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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