Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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